Sex is like air; its not important unless u aren't getting any!
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A good conversation should be like a women's skirt.
Long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. !
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2 love is a devotion,
2 b loved is a sucess,
2 b with some 1 u love is an achievement,
2 b with some 1 who loves u is LIFE :)
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A sardar got party invitation saying dress code "Black Tie Only".
At the party the sardar was suprised to see other people were wearing suit also.
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What is a similarity between mobile and marriage?
"Kash thode din aur ruk jaata to achha model mil jaata"
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Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bom
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I mix RUM with WATER I feel drunk,
I mix GIN with WATER I feel drunk,
I mix WHISKEY with WATER then also feel drunk,
I swear aaj ke baad I'll never drink WATER.
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Did you hear about the mouse who took Viagra?
Half an hour later he was walking around the kitchen shouting "Now where the *ucK is the pussy".
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Smart Man + Smart Nari = Flirting Jaari
Idiot Man + Smart Nari = Jeb Khai
Smart Man + Idiot Nari = Pav Bhari
Idiot Man + Idiot Nari = Shaadi
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Teacher : U know importance of periods?
Kid : Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide.
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If ANY GIRL says you are Cute,Handsome,Ultimate,Talented,Intelligent,Attractive..
then understad, she is actually saying C.H.U.T.I.A
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Pease Out
